January 2011
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Why I'm Not Offended When My Cat Brings Me Dead...
Before i start, i feel it is high time to inform you that i am very much the crazy cat lady. There are 4 cats in residence at my house, Herky, Growler, Kitty Boy and Kitty Girl.
In short, Herky, short for Hercules, is so fat it is probably a health risk to not use your knees to lift him. Growler is the tiny old lady cat. Think stereotypical Greek grandmother. She has a temper, My nanny’s...
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“I’d be scared if someone came upstairs quoting Nixon too”
– Hugh Weiss - 2010
- He’s my brother
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The Extra Voice In My Head
So by this point, the one person who found, i assume by accidentally clicking a link and quickly pressing the back button, has realised that i have several…well they could be affectionately named quirks and less affectionately titled a flaming pile of crazy.
By the way i know the whole “I’m crazy LOL Jks I’m hoping you think it’s funny and cute” thing is over...
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My Irrational Fear Of The Elderly
I have this…issue with old people. This probably stems from the one time, when i was 9, that my grandma hit me with a wooden spoon. From that time on, I have always viewed people over 60 as a separate species, with leach like qualities, attempting to live undetected in our society. For this reason, whenever i see an elderly citizen doing something i associate with younger generations I get...
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I Am The Street Light Messiah
I sometimes (always) fall prey to a very irritating phenomena. I’m sure other people get it as well, but perhaps not to the extent to which it affects me. That may just be my egotistical tendencies coming through though. I am talking about that moment of pride when you guess the time right or the elevator doors open the second you press the button.
See with me, i don’t feel just...
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That Awkward Moment When Someone Gets Their Arm...
The title? Yeah, that does actually happen in this movie…So i watched “Let The Right One In”, it’s an indie horror movie from Sweden. Now normally I’m not really into horror movies, I’m a complete wuss. Like seriously, i get scared in trailers. However, my brother Hugh convinced me to watch it with him, mainly so that when the western remake “Let Me...
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Indie and Dead.
It finally happened. I hope you understand, good sir/madame, that by coming here, to tumblr, i have, as the facebook page predicted, become indie and died. And as painful as that is to come to terms with, i believe that i will find this a good place to…inhabit.
I’ve never been one for length introductions, or introductions at all really. I’m that one person your friends will...